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I have some suggestions on the house for the infamous 08-09 season...
1. Turn the mudroom into a smoke palace with monogrammed smoking jackets for each member, baccarat, and hookah bongs.
2. Put a neon sign out front reading "Egg's oriental massage palace"... to generate revenue for the club.
3. Get shag carpeting and a dry ice machine.
4. Put a gravestone out front for every duck we kill this season.
5. Pull a "Black Snake Moan" and have an instant house maid... yea...
6. Put in a operatory and allow Dr. Marcus to do a few cases from 11:00 till 3:00.
7. Hanukkah decorations more »

The work load of decoys was done last year.so be thinkin of small projects around the main riv clubhouse we can do. From bathroom touch up to kitchen sink fix up. let me know your thoughts.

So, everybody needs to shoot something to keep the skills keen in the summer, right ? How 'bout field rats from atop the tractor while mowing pastures ?? Oh, yeah, I guess I must be a redneck ?? But the darn things just don't stop and turn when I call em on my pocket rocket - go figure ! And they don't breast-out like a teal, either.

C'mon Opener - I'm going nuts !

I'm feelin it with you Egg. The fam and friends already know that week I won't be home but will be in the Burg. It will be a long six months but me and the mystery machine will be patiently waiting.

Yesterday marked the 6 month spot on the calender until opening day. If the season opens on Nov 17 of 08 this is the magic number. Every year rumors will start to roll about lower bag limits and shorter seasons, I do not see anything changing from last year. The only change I have heard tossed around is the breaks in the middle of the season.
So start now talking to your family and wives so they will understand that you will be gone the entire week of Nov 17,only to show up for some turkey and dressing and leave soon afterwards. more »

For any of you, like myself, that can't wait for opening day... just come on down to Garrison Grove... it is always open squirrel and snake season... no limit and you must have a couple of cocktails to get it tight and get it right...

If you guys want some help on the funk rap. Go to gizoogle.com and snoop dog will hep ya out. click on texterize and type in what ever you want and gizzam.. you a rappin foo.

I know I'm not as good looking as Johnny May the Underwear Model - but maybe you could hook a brother up anyway.