The national weather service

Just issued a "John Farley Wank Advisory" the seasons been over for like 6 months......what are you complaining about stuff not being done now for? Its summertime...... pool time baby. Farley did you wake up and not have anything else to complain about?

As long as we are on the subject of incomplete projects you may want to do the following things yourself this summer

1> read the rules and regs from Arkansas Game and Fish. You may find some useful tips in there that will help you avoid bringing heat down on the rest of the club
2> learn to pick up your spent shotgun shells its easy once you get the hang of it
3> attend a seminar on having a postive attitude
4> Read the self help book titled "their is no I in team... a hole" by John P Freely or "Learn to not be a wank" by Mike Hunt
5> go swimming.....relax....
6> Thank Hunter Z