Submitted by dean (not verified) on Tue, 2008-11-25 00:35.
...please let me recall...hunted over drydocked dekes at daylight opening morning, found ducks driving down road and killed them in Alabama, figured out confounding Bunkhouse TV failure was due to cable being plugged into a blade of grass, meteorite broke out my back window, found more ducks in Alabama... killed them too, ate great pig, met lots of great folks, watched top Memphis Chef carve up and cook deer killed on Hwy.14 by a truck. Next morning, trusted with film crew from Texas then drove them around and around Claypool field until dizzy and the sun came up 'cuz we couldn't find the pit, killed 4 full limits(24)of ducks, watched our new film friends walk out of the field before the party was over (must've been the one about the parrot), had lunch at the Harrisburg Hilton (thanks guys!) then, watched Elwood (H.Z.)Blues drive a freshly painted Chevy Blazer wide open into flooded rice field doing doughnuts and high speed drivebys like he just won Daytona, while our poor film crew bravely kept there cameras on him...drenched in mud and rice straw. Reality forced my reluctant exit but, not before the "Blazer Bedlum" abruptly ended with smoke pouring from under the hood. Pulling away, I saw "Elwood" leap out of this once proud truck, throw open the hood and exclaim,"IT'S BROKE !!!", beaming like a new dad yelling "IT'S A BOY!!!"
Now, that's howya' open duck season!
Thanks guys, had a blast.
...please let me recall...hunted over drydocked dekes at daylight opening morning, found ducks driving down road and killed them in Alabama, figured out confounding Bunkhouse TV failure was due to cable being plugged into a blade of grass, meteorite broke out my back window, found more ducks in Alabama... killed them too, ate great pig, met lots of great folks, watched top Memphis Chef carve up and cook deer killed on Hwy.14 by a truck. Next morning, trusted with film crew from Texas then drove them around and around Claypool field until dizzy and the sun came up 'cuz we couldn't find the pit, killed 4 full limits(24)of ducks, watched our new film friends walk out of the field before the party was over (must've been the one about the parrot), had lunch at the Harrisburg Hilton (thanks guys!) then, watched Elwood (H.Z.)Blues drive a freshly painted Chevy Blazer wide open into flooded rice field doing doughnuts and high speed drivebys like he just won Daytona, while our poor film crew bravely kept there cameras on him...drenched in mud and rice straw. Reality forced my reluctant exit but, not before the "Blazer Bedlum" abruptly ended with smoke pouring from under the hood. Pulling away, I saw "Elwood" leap out of this once proud truck, throw open the hood and exclaim,"IT'S BROKE !!!", beaming like a new dad yelling "IT'S A BOY!!!"
Now, that's howya' open duck season!
Thanks guys, had a blast.
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