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I keep seeing this rhymin
And trying so hard
So I let you play out
Before playing my card.

I see what you got
And this game that you play
But it's time to bow down
To the Georgia boy way.

You boys talk about Ice
And cleaning folks teeth
And Eggs and Joel’s
Stalled out like a ship on a reef.

But you all sound so White
You ain't got no flavor
So I'm here to spit rhymes
That come straight out the trailor.

I'm just a simple duck hunter
I shoot a Benelli
I stay at the horse barn
Cause the duck camp is smelly.

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Where you at DJ Jazzy JD?

Word to ya mutha!!

They see me huntin'-They hatin'-Patrollin'
they tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.

My callin so loud;-I'm smokin'.-They hatin'
That they gon' catch me shootin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.

Loops think his truck can't be seen;
His name on the side ain't easy sheen.
I blogged a pit in Sec 2, they say I play mean
And my dog in the box and she smokin green.
Ride in mystery machine, egg like "Hold up."
Next on da blog Moo's is da controller
Is a full 3.5 lead and my "get some"
Turn a spoonie into a coma. more »

Grover is running on an Independent ticket for President of the united States.If elected he promises a 70 day AR duck season and use of lead shells will be back.
So go to www.grovernation/pickledbeets.com and show your support for deeznerts.

I have talked with the powers that be and I have a new password.
So Get Some.

"They see me rollin', they hatin'."

Roses are red,
Buttercups are yellow,
Sometimes in our bedroom
We snuggle with a fellow!

Sometimes I sleep nude,
Other times in fuzzy flannels.
This year was not good;
Huntma forgot the love handles.

A few guests stay the night,
Sometimes Ace and Gary.
Kota always complains
when my chest is too hairy.

I have more than a few flaws,
one of them involves fire.
If you get on my bad side,
I'll send you to N. Greenbriar!

While we are out hunting
and the ducks wanna come,
They had better be afraid,
My 870 says "Get Some!"

Often when I finally say take em'
I have already pulled the trigger.
Hunt with me several times
And I promise to make you quicker!

I come over in the summer
to take care of the grass.
That almost hold me over,
until I can shoot em' in the......eye!

I will have to let yall go for now
Because I need to get in bed.
I have been hittin the Turkey hard
and tomorrow I'll have an aching head! more »