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CALLING YOU SUCKAS OUT!!!
I keep seeing this rhymin
And trying so hard
So I let you play out
Before playing my card.
I see what you got
And this game that you play
But it's time to bow down
To the Georgia boy way.
You boys talk about Ice
And cleaning folks teeth
And Eggs and Joel’s
Stalled out like a ship on a reef.
But you all sound so White
You ain't got no flavor
So I'm here to spit rhymes
That come straight out the trailor.
I'm just a simple duck hunter
I shoot a Benelli
I stay at the horse barn
Cause the duck camp is smelly.
You rich boys with new jackets
You know you can't hack it (cont)
I'll make you feel like a parachute
When nobody packed it.
You drive a Japanese truck
With camoflague Paint
Good looking you is -
Good rappers you ain't!
I'll make scrambled EGGS
If you push me too far
I'm calling you OUT!
You know who you are!
We come here from Georgia
And you fools Tennessee
We got so much game
We need a referee!
You fools with no juice
You’re all silly prankstas.
Now please step aside
And hear from these gangstas.
Once we were fooled,
Confused and so lost
We showed up so ignorant
And here's what it cost -
Section 2 is the pit
Taking ducks like it’s candy
But each time we looked
There was some dude named Andy!
But we know the deal
We must rhyme and must scheme
We must put out and clean decoys
And make friends on each team!
We might talk real slow
But we do think real fast
If you confront us
We'll bust a cap in your - knee.
So don't be confrontin'
And we'll play real nice
But if you don't -
We'll break Eggs and crack Ice!
We're Movin On Up
Just like George and Weezy
Taking your ducks
Next year should be easy.
I still can't call ducks
When I blow my call
People yell, “Happy New Year”
And laugh till they fall.
So come all you Posers
Spread your flavor around.
The Gauntlet's been thrown.
It's time to get down!
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I didn't know you had it in ya, but can't wait to hear that one represented at three rivers karaoke night at Josies this Fall.
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