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Here’s a little story
And I make no distortion
Of an underwear model
With epic proportions

On the side of road
Was my man Johnny May
So sweet to the ladies
It’s like tooth decay

Got a billboard lit up
With a picture he took
Ladies run off the road
Just to get a good look.

Causing the wrecks
And got the cars all piled up
Girls craning their necks
And got the Cougars riled up.

He’s the talk of the town
It’s spreading like rabies
He’s the local McDreamy
Of the Super Size ladies. more »

More Cowbell.

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I hear Deez Natz fly all over the place.

I hear about your pipe
And the heads that you busted
That talk is so tired
And your pipe is all rusted.

I bite my ducks too
And watch their last quiver
You know I ain’t skeered
To spill blood at the River.

You put it down smooth
You brought it real strong
But I have just one question
Why'd it take you so long?

I’m just flexin my muscle
You know I’m for rizzle
I’ll melt down your Ice,
And make your Egg sizzle.

I mostly just kidding
You a Natural Born Killa
But you ain’t got the skillz
To battle J Dilla!

Or something to savor?

I keep seeing this rhymin
And trying so hard
So I let you play out
Before playing my card.

I see what you got
And this game that you play
But it's time to bow down
To the Georgia boy way.

You boys talk about Ice
And cleaning folks teeth
And Eggs and Joel’s
Stalled out like a ship on a reef.

But you all sound so White
You ain't got no flavor
So I'm here to spit rhymes
That come straight out the trailor.

I'm just a simple duck hunter
I shoot a Benelli
I stay at the horse barn
Cause the duck camp is smelly.

You rich boys with new jackets more »

Section 2 - Monday Dec 31

14 Ducks

2 Spoonies
2 pintails
(both bulls)
10 Mallards
(2 Susies - 8 Green heads)

JD & 3 guests
Stephen Pitt (the MAN)
Zac Zschiesche
Kyle Carney