Twas the night of Christmas eve

Twas the night of Christmas eve and my old lady threw me out
so I crashed alone at the riv house, natty lite and a pout
all thru the house many creature were stirrin specially the rats
I fell to a slumber and then i heard a ring,i noticed the ring and it be Hunter laughin, "whaz up dawg its Christmas day"
I looked thru the window towards the house pit and noticed something smilin and circlin like beez. I thru on my waders and crashed thru the door for a lone hunt on this glorious morn.
I screamed on koda, on millie, on lacy, on Odie
mud flew as Odie led the way...like a hungry beaver out for the day.

My barrel got hot and the ducks did circle like a sleigh
Thru my 8th box of shells i screamed you are going to pay

My stringer was quite heavy, i was over my limit, When i saw Captain Larry he said "come this way!"

So that waz the story of my greatest Christmas Day!

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