The Top Ten Reasons Duck Hunting Is Better Than Sex

Number 10....It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with you once in a while.
9 The Ten Commandments don't say anything about duck hunting.
8 If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you duck hunting in your Jon boat, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you later becomes famous.
7 Your duck hunting partner doesn't get upset about people you duck hunted with long ago.
6 It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger.
5 If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you duck hunt with someone else.
4 Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck hunt by yourself.
3 You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the office, tell duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt with you without getting sued for harassment.
2 Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the rest of your life.
And the number 1 reason that duck hunting is better than sex.......
2 3/4", 3", and 3 1/2" are sufficient for duck hunting.