Things to take on the dove hunt

1 Shotgun
2 Latest copy of Skin and Ink (it features Andy B.)
3 One box of premium shells
4 One twelve pack of Natural Lite (its a good value)
5 Ball Gag for John Farley's mouth, maybe chaps too
6 copy of Arkansas Game and Fish Regs for Farley
Come to think of it who invited Farley?

That ought to do it. As with all previous years i will be cooking a high cholesterol meal of eggs, sausage, biscuits, butter etc. Should you have special dietary concerns..... You know what we think