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Rising Crime in Randy's Region


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Latest stats hot off the wire show crime rising in those areas normally overseen by Randy. In fact yesterday, just to verify, I drove through Randy's area in my Borat swim suit, drinking Jack Daniels straight out of the bottle, at 110 mph with no molestation whatsoever. Randy has the pintail census at TRIV down to a "T", but we are having one helluva time over here...

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yeah...Randy's precinct has been been brimming with lawlessness for about two months now, even when he's AT work he's glued to a computer haunting the TRIV site, either posting his limit of coots, or checking for more pictures of he and Thunder Dan.

:)

Rusty, you made me laugh with that one

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I'll have you all know I'm working undercover in Arkansas trying to solve crime. Arkansas authorities heard of my fantastic crime solving abilities and hired me for the season. I quess now that's all out in the open...back to blogging.

Hey Rusty, I have something especially for you...all I need is your drivers license number......Oh, and do you prefer a cell to yourself? Because I've got some pull you know....LOL

Randy

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Friggin' excellent...I was hoping I would hit a nerve with that one...

Rusty Getter

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