Items for the Clubhouse Next Year

Hey guys- I think there are certain items that need to be at the main club house on highway 14:

Iron and Ironing board
Belgium Waffle Maker
Jergens Ultra Healing Lotion
Secret Brand deodorant, "Strong enough for a man...."
A good pair of cuticle scissors and emory boards
Bubble Bath

I'm sure there will be more items, but we have a year to round these up!