I am Ready To Kill

I mean a smooth Spoony Smack. Spoonies/Smilies/Hollywoods- wrapped in bacon with a jalapeno and a water chestnut, what are you talking about.

Hunter Zeigler and Johnie May turned me on to the fine spoonie table fare. They give all the mallards, teal, pinnies and woodies away, making freezer room for the spoonies.

One hunt last year, we had about 20 mallards putting their boots on over the decoys. Hunter spots two spoonies sneaking in the back door behind the mallards and won't take the shot. All ended well, we killed the two hollywoods bowed up like big chickens in front of the pit.

Someone should write a poem, song, sonnet or rhyme about the wary spoonie.

Surely one of the new guys is a poet wanting to stretch his legs on the site.

I'm ready to kill,
Marc