The Humpter Dance

All right!- Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the traditional duck huntin' that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm smackin' ducks ya see
so yo 3Riv I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my smack's laid down near the Honet Town.
I drink up all the Natural Lite ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpter, pronounced like none other.
Yo mallards, oh how I like to thump thee.
And all the hunters in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Larry Reddy
you're gonna freak when I limit by 7:30.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dissin, straight Harrisburg smack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your sardines and your licorice
hey yo fat mallard, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm not skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the geese with the neck bands
I once dropped a duce in a Food Giant bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm green but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the best pits
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpter Dance is your chance to shoot a duck
Do the Humpter Hump, come on and do the Humpter Hump
Do the Humpter Hump, just watch me do the Humpter Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpter Hump
Do the Humpter Hump, do the Humpter Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpter, you're really hard core lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get big ducks lookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em in, you see, all up in the deeks,
all the black dogs they adore me
Oh yes, first timers, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause with my 36" humpter gun I'll smoke ya rear.
My gun is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get my limit on mallards, ya know I'm in charge,
Double dipping livin' and my tire's are large
I get stoopid, I shoot an 3 inch like Cupid,
I use a pump that don't mean nothin', like loopsdid
I shoot um silly ya see, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just shoot 'em in the lips
Also told ya that I like snipe
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, but stay away from the pipe.
All ya had to do was give Humpter a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that quackty quack right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this smack
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I quack to the side like my mouth was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like Grover on crack, Humpter
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my game, y'all, Hunter Ziggla my name
No two hunters will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Georgia people, do the Humpter Hump, do the Humpter Hump
Memphis people, do the Humpter Hump, do the Humpter Hump
3Rive membazs, do the Humpter Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Moo, do the Humpter Hump, do the Humpter Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Iceman is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the hunting world,
keep on doin' the Humpter Dance,
and to the ducks,
no peace and I'll see ya soon