Happily Married Guy Hunting Lines

Iceman is getting hitched and has asked for advice as to how to keep the misses happy while you chase ducks....

I went into my arsenal of copywritten responses. Below are a few of my finest:

Honey I have to hunt...How do you think we feed our family.

Honey, I am taking out clients. Do you think i enjoy taking clients hunting? I probably won't even drink a beer.

Honey, I shoot and kill the ducks, its not an affair. I love you.

Honey, do you remember that real estate deal that i did that paid for our vacation? Well the guy that gave me that lead wants to hunt today. He may have another lead for me...

Honey, (insert club members name) is having some trouble with his (job,money or marriage) and i am going over to harrisburg to hang out with him and give him some advice.

Honey, the kids want to go hunting and i want us to support them in their hobbies. You want to be supportive dont you?

Honey, its good for the kids. You dont want our kids huffing glue,smoking crack cocaine do you? These day you have to provide kids with a good environment. I searched for the best family duck hunting club and i found it at three rivers.

Honey, if you dont let a lab hunt...they die. Its not for me it for our dog. Do you want to kill the dog?

And my best....

Honey, if you dont want me to hunt this weekend i wont...but you have to tell Nelson and Weezie they are not going hunting. I think some of their friends were going to. Its cool with me though, they will be devastated. whatever?

Iceman- you can do it. Its really just sales and marketing when you think about it.