The Good, the Bad and the eggalishish

After Egg and I found a half dead spoon bill beside HWY 14. We proceeded to take him back to the 3Riv clubhouse, where we water boarded the poor bass to get him to tell us where all the dern ducks were... hours later with a spotlighted hot seat, multiple mokes, and with Egg going stir crazy, the spachum broke and told us all the ducks have been dressing up like geese for the last 4 days... ahhhh geeeezzzzz....