3Riv House....

I have some suggestions on the house for the infamous 08-09 season...
1. Turn the mudroom into a smoke palace with monogrammed smoking jackets for each member, baccarat, and hookah bongs.
2. Put a neon sign out front reading "Egg's oriental massage palace"... to generate revenue for the club.
3. Get shag carpeting and a dry ice machine.
4. Put a gravestone out front for every duck we kill this season.
5. Pull a "Black Snake Moan" and have an instant house maid... yea...
6. Put in a operatory and allow Dr. Marcus to do a few cases from 11:00 till 3:00.
7. Hanukkah decorations
8. Stripper pole in front yard with spot light
9. Aluminum foil over all windows
10. Go green...