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hard core pipe hittin mofo

Yeeea.... west side Languille river posse'
representin' 3Riv Burg Hornet style
Shout out to my Memphrican homies
E doubel G keepin' it real, you know what I'm sayin'... word

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BIGGIE E "DOUBLE G" featuring Lil' Loops

They see me huntin'-They hatin'-Patrollin'
they tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.

My callin so loud;-I'm smokin'.-They hatin'
That they gon' catch me shootin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me huntin' dirty.

Loops think his truck can't be seen;
His name on the side ain't easy sheen.
I blogged a pit in Sec 2, they say I play mean
And my dog in the box and she smokin green.
Ride in mystery machine, egg like "Hold up."
Next on da blog Moo's is da controller
Is a full 3.5 lead and my "get some"
Turn a spoonie into a coma. more »

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A line from Anchorman...

Brick says..."you have metal problems... yea mental problems."

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To E to the G to the G to the STYLE

To the artist formerly known as Egg, I don't know who you think my owner is... but he is not some 2 dollar "date" from Brooks Road... he cannot make up funny rhymes on demand for your sick amusement. art comes from inspiration and lots of intoxication. So when you least expect it, maybe you will get your request.

Love, Kota

P.S. sniff, sniff... I miss your bottom

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Not me dude...

Kota has a legal script for her cataracts... but I do sometime catch a little second hand smoke... sorry...

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Eggalicious

Eggalicious definition make them ducks go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my shotgun
You could see you, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Ducks just come and go like seasons

Eggalicious
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All the shots is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them ducks on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I shot (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put loops on the rock, rock) more »

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Bye Bye 2007 & 2008 season.... tear

ah geez another season comes to an end
lawsuits with Egg and Kota on the mends
many ducks got smacked in the lips this year
my homemade gumbo so good they shed a tear
givin my crazy dog Prozac everyday
I think my liver might make it... yea
bunks are all empty and mice have their way
so many good hunts made me say hooray
fond times with friends, ringing my ears
karaoke at Josie's due to too many beers
But what of the the donuts in the front yard
whoever did it just might just be a tard
summin' it all up, we killed a few brain cells
so much abuse to that 3Riv desktop Dell more »

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Eat me...

Hey, for the records, this is the kind of weekend that separates the men from the boys. Ice is nice. For all of you men that plan on "gettin' after it" this weekend... I want you to know Saturday night will be the night to try some of the iceman's nearly world famous duckin' gumbo. Made 100% from scratch, nothing pre-made... all from scratch... with nothing but teal too... it will be served at the main 3Riv clubhouse on Sat night. First come first serve, wanks not invited... yea...

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