'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Three Rivers Lodge
All the creatures were stirring, including the dogs
The stockings were flung on the lockers with no care
In hopes that the fat man would soon be there.

The hunters were passed out cold in their bunk beds
While visions of ducks flew through their heads.
And mom in her long johns and dad in his socks
Had just taken the last shot of Peppermint Schnapps. (i.e. aiming fluid)

When out in the hottub there arose such a clatter,
Because Hunter fell out and landed with a splatter.
Away to the back door Randy flew like a flash
Tripped over the pregnant dog and busted his ass!

Merry Christmas from Shawn, Tanya, Crystal, Sara, and Tyler!