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Fo real... Ice


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By (iceman) -

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As I drive through the gravel north of Roberts Road
I take a look at my dog and realize there's something else
Cause I've been huntin' and smokin' so long that
Even Hunter thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a duck that didn't deserve it
Moo, be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you shootin', and where you huntin'
Or you and your team might be HWY 14 road kill
I really hate to trip, but I gotta roll
As they fly I see them fall in the 12 gauge smoke, fool
I'm the kinda killa, the mystery man wanna be like
On my knees in the mud
Talkin smack in the moon light

Been shooting most the time, kickin in the Hburg's Paradise
Been shooting most the time, kickin in the Hburg's Paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't kill over 6, I was raised by the rules
So I gotta drink cheap wiskey to be mean
Too much Duck Master watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm an seasoned 3Riv member with blood on my mind
Got my shells in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'ed out redneck, set-trippin slayer
And my kareoke singin is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
A duck's death ain't nuthin but a call away
I'm livin life shoot-or-die, what can I say?
The count's twenty-three now, but I got 4 guys in the blind.
The way things is goin' is just the way I roll...

Been shooting most the time, kickin in the Hburg's Paradise
Been shooting most the time, kickin in the Hburg's Paradise

Yea boyz...

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randy's picture

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Randy

yellowduckdog's picture

U R BAD

dan's picture

Now Rusty, THESE conversations are DISTURBING.

Maybe 3R needs some Sinatra duck songs for the older guys.

Something along the lines of:

"The winter wind
Came blowing in,
From across the rice.

It lingered there,
And touched my hair,
All white with ice.

A duck flew by
And left the sky,
As guns spit out his doom.

When limit's done,
I pack my gun,
And go back to my room."

(To be sung to the tune of "The Summer Wind", by Frank Sinatra)

Thunder Poet Dan

rusty's picture

I woke up at midnight and started reading these. Dan-OMG-I started laughing so hard (inaudibly) I was shaking the bed and my wife thought I had some late night solitaire going on...I assured it was just the website and to go back to sleep. Great to see Ice waxing eloquent again...the stars are lining up gents...

Rusty Getter

hunterzig's picture

Very good to see some rapping on the site again. AJ's been making me listen to some pretty disturbing stuff in your absence. There is one good one about wearing a speedo so he can tan his cheeks that I can't help turning up in the Blazer on the gravel roads.

-Hunter

mystery man's picture

Yo "Killa" You know I wanna be like u. Teach me oh great "Iceman"

Now its feelin like da season since the Ice is chill'n!

Alan Wilson's picture

That's whats been missin...The Iceman raps....Now it's on....Got the rhythm and ready to roll...Thanks Iceman.YOU BE BEAST....

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