Today's Hunt

Well today was a fine hunt I have identified Dean Fowler's apparent source of bad luck on several hunts. It all started like this, I asked Dean Fowler and his brother John to accompany me and my friend Frank Dyer on a hunt at North Bridge. I look over at Dean after the sun had risen only to discover Dean Fowler in Blaze Orange Deer Hunting Duds... Well we turned all of his clothes inside out to cover the orange. We also realized after missing the first two groups that Dean had confiti inside his shotgun shells...this Gag ammo thereby contaminated the other guns because Frank and I had stolen some of his shells for our own use. We then reloaded our guns with proper ammo and shot (partially wounded) a Mallard Hen only to find that Odie wanted me to hang out with him while he retrieved the duck. So...after a 200 yard march and no bird i went back to the pit. We discovered another group of ducks and knocked down one flawless...odie retrieved flawlessly...Ill take that one duck any day. For a perfect day you only need to be in the field with good folks!