MOO!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

Well, MooMeister,

Congratulations to you. By your one little ill advised blog on proper toilet paper alignment you have caused more potty talk on the website than I have seen since Porkchop soiled his waders.

One has to wonder, just who is going to exercise appropriate censorship over the censor?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN??? Throwing out for discussion to this bunch of demented dimwits any kind of topic even tangentially related to bathroom humor!!! Talk about lobbing up softballs.

But then, the term softballs probably leads to ten more inappropriate jokes about poor ol' Porkchop.

Gentlemen, I am approaching the end of this year's run. You veterans of 3R know how I fade away on the blog scene after closing day, much to the relief of George W, Porkchop, and Randy, and much to the chagrin of all seekers of truth and beauty, like Greg Holley, Richard Bishop, and Rusty.

So I must ask.....Did ANYONE listen to the song by John Denver about two shots, no ducks, and cold cold hands? Greg? Can anyone sing Grandma's Featherbed with me? Greg?

But I digress....as I am prone to do. Back to Moo's spiral toiletry obsession. Moo, your blog has obviously caused dissension and controversy within this tight knit club. Now, who among us can rest easy as we scurry to the bathroom to conduct business? Personally, I'm not sure how I can concentrate on my business when I have to worry about which way the single ply toilet paper is going to shoot out at me. Hell, it could put my eye out!!!

Without a doubt, Moo, your toilet paper blog has caused a great deal of angst to all of us. I daresay it has caused sphincters to contract all over 3R. I suggest you wipe things clean.....no,wait, that is probably not a good metaphor under these circumstances.

Oh well, toilet paper has helped put the Sears catalog out of business. Nobody ever worried about whether its pages were top or bottom.

All is well.

Thunder